Neil Brown on Nostr: I've invented a box that gives you the experience of being at a cinema, but in your ...

I've invented a box that gives you the experience of being at a cinema, but in your own front room.

You put the box in front of your TV, and, at random intervals, it blocks your view of the screen with the outline of up to three human shapes, for anywhere between 30 seconds and 2 minutes.

It will cost £10/person/hour, plus booking fee.

This is the successor to my ever so popular "turn the TV up until it is way too loud, and then a bit more" service.