"I have ADHD. I'm easily distracted and not very productive."
- The opposite is true! You are highly productive. Each time you get distracted you spawn an alternative timeline. One where you get distracted and another where you don't. My Reality Integrator recombines the two timelines so you complete both tasks.
"Doesn't that lead to lots of contradictions and inconsistencies in reality?"
- Yes, but you'll never notice.
"Why?"
- Look, over there, a bird!
#MicroFiction #TootFic #FlashFic
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