BankSith on Nostr: ➲ Bank: How about a banking app outage on a weekend? ➲ Customer: Fine. ...
➲ Bank:
How about a banking app outage on a weekend?
➲ Customer:
Fine. Maintenance is ok for me. 😀
➲ Bank:
How about a banking app outage during weekdays?
➲ Customer:
Oh, that’s sound kind of inconvenient. Well, that’s ok.
Hopefully that does not happen too often. 🙁🙂
➲ Bank:
How about a banking app outage due to withdrawal restrictions
imposed by the government in order to prevent bank runs?
➲ Customer:
Can they really do that? 😳😮 😤
➲ Bank:
How about a 3% carbon tax deducted directly from your #CBDC account balance? By the way your last months flight to Barcelona and you intensive meat consumption
leave you no more credits for neither more meat consumption nor further flights for this year.
➲ Customer: 😬🤬 F* dat. I opt out! 🔥 🗡️ 🛡️
Learn #bitcoin 🧡
Published at
2024-04-10 08:39:03Event JSON
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