fishcake on Nostr: 100% of people who drink water and breathe air eventually die! Statistically accurate ...

100% of people who drink water and breathe air eventually die! Statistically accurate 🐶🐾🤣

quoting note1c3v…fx38

There is a strong coorelation between people who are alive and people who drink coffee. As far as we know, dead people don't drink coffee.

So I'm pretty sure that from this information we can conclude that coffee drinking keeps you alive.