"Hello?" you respond to the candle, feeling insane.
"Six months," it whispers.
"Until what?" you gulp.
"Six months you left me sitting in that drawer."
"Sorry?"
"You should be. I was made to shine."
"Are you a ghost?"
"I'm a candle," it snarks. "A perfectly normal candle."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm not the one growing fangs."
You rush to the mirror and check your now-pointy teeth. Dang if the candle wasn't right.
Also, you use the word "dang" now.
And crave raw apples...
and moonlight.