:lazer_b::lazer_i::lazer_k::lazer_E::lazer_R: :lazer_f::lazer_R::lazer_E::lazer_n: on Nostr: I am hereby calling for total van driver death. If someone comes barreling up on my ...
I am hereby calling for total van driver death. If someone comes barreling up on my ass at 25 over, it's guaranteed to be a POS white van. I live to make them experience the posted speed limits. I hope if they encounter me they're late to everything for the rest of the day.
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