“Add personality to your work with new editable shapes!”
— Apple, fondly imagining that this prospect is so alluring that I will pay them A$19.99/month for “Creator Studio” when the current apps I have (Pages, Numbers and Keynote) work perfectly well.
Greg Egan
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