Need new ways to answer the school science dept phone (which happens to be on my desk) when it's an internal call. Suggestions welcome. So far I have:
"Hello, science, toying with the very fabric of life."
"Hello, science, now we are become death, destroyers of worlds."
"Hello, science, I don't suppose you've seen quite a large snake anywhere?"
Geoff 🏴
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