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Dear British Monarchy—Please don’t bother passing the baton at this point to W & K. Do not coronate. Do not mock the bible by playing Handel’s Zadok the Priest. You have the dead bones of teenage ALAMAYOU who is of royal lineage in St. George’s Chapel. The spirit of the true royals has risen to destroy the FAKE. Return the bones, return the books, return the jewels, you thieves of royalty, you lowly imposters. Will & Kate are characters in a cheap sitcom and will simply inherit the job of returning everything that was stolen. Not the last scandal, only the beginning—beginning of the end of the fake TV monarchy. (We’d rather have Harry & Meghan ceremoniously return everything and let’s be honest: so would you.)
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2026-02-11 14:55:41 UTCEvent JSON
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