You had me at "Kaiser" --!
Ah, yes, the old "Kaiser Kiss [of death]"
Take an aspirin and go to bed!
The answer for all weird symptoms must be ASPIRIN!
Who knew?
My high school BF's dad fell victim to those exact 2 instructions, as did a college prof.
Both from Kaiser: both died of prostate cancer.
Who knew cancer could be cured by ASPIRIN and BED REST?
CarolEmmarie
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