GrungeQueef on Nostr: i'm constipated because i ate too much bullshit fiber trying to lose weight and get ...
i'm constipated because i ate too much bullshit fiber trying to lose weight and get healthy again it's making my shits way too rigid and massive and i literally just squatted on my bathroom floor this time around shitting in a plastic pan and found instant relief - never sitting on the toilet to shit again. squatter toilets are something asian culture got 100% right, i don't care if you're disgusted with me right now.
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