Random Rural Texan Take on today’s Big Shooting:
It was horseshoeing day here at the farm. When the farrier arrived the first thing out of his mouth was “people are so stupid!” Clearly he was bustin’ a gut and needed to vent about something, so I just nodded. He went on, “Some guy named Charlie Kirk just got himself shot.”
He’d just googled Kirk because he’d never heard of him. “You know what his job is?” farrier demanded. Before I could answer he continued, “this dumb fuck goes around to college campuses and just starts shit with kids. That’s it! That’s his whole job! No wonder he got himself capped!” And then, “if you’re gonna be that right-wing, ya gotta go in strapped!”
What a world.
Gavin Volure’s Peanut Butter
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