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no better satire could be writtenHoly hell. The Tesla Truck is such a complete fucking sales disaster that he’s getting a corrupt deal with the military to buy them as targets.
I repeat:
[THE TESLA TRUCK IS SUCH A COMPLETE FAILURE THAT THEY’RE SELLING THEM TO THE MILITARY AS TARGETS FOR TARGET PRACTICE](https://fortune.com/2025/08/10/air-force-tesla-cybertruck-relationship-big-tech-pentagon-contract-spending/ ).
Only a couple at first. Still, no doubt it’ll be at full price or some shit. Gotta claw those losses back somehow, right? Try this, see who complains.
Regardless, [“OFFICIAL US MILITARY TARGET” stickers for Teslas, y/y](https://mastodon.murkworks.net/@moira/115008240651145312 )?
Also, I may need to make yet another new sign for the Tesla Takedown protests because holy shit xD
#fascism #politics #tesla #TeslaTakedown #uspol #uspolitics
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