Plague Poems on Nostr: My aunt, the doctor, told me a new joke. She asked: What happens when your country ...
My aunt, the doctor,
told me a new joke.
She asked:
What happens
when your country shuts down
the Centers for Disease Control’s
infection control committee?
I said I did not know,
so she added.
Your country becomes
the center for diseases.
And then neither of us laughed.
Published at
2025-05-07 22:13:56 UTCEvent JSON
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