That's all exactly why I don't play the new shit.
I'm talking old school games, nothing released after 2006, games that could run well on dialup played on computers dug out of dumpsters.
I'm talking games that might need us to setup Hamachi to play.
And fuck, let's do it on Ventrilo.
I'm talking wild west lawless, piracy and file sharing, Bawls to wall, gamer words, fuck my sister in the bathroom, order twenty pizzas and help that one friend whose potato can't run XP install Windows.
