My WWDC predictions:
Swift & SwiftUI are out, all new development will be in a combination of Rust and Brainfuck-on-Rails, the hot new web front end. Registered Apple Developers are excited to learn this new framework.
Xcode is replaced with Ycode®, with new Apple Ennui® and Siri™ enhancements to rewrite all your projects!
New user interface design based on the Apple Vision Pro®. Desktops are obsolete, only face-in-goggles UI is now supported. Creepy child videos $9.99/mo.
#apple #wwdc
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