Ever get overtaken by a lunatic driver on a dangerous bend?
The assumption is that they are REALLY fucking late to something important, or that there's a family emergency, or there's a pregnant woman in the back of the car or something like that.
But then, seconds later, you pull into the garage and you see them in the car park stuffing their fat fucking face with a jumbo breakfast roll.
"You were almost late to your deli breakfast roll appointment, well worth risking your life"
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