If you saw someone outside with a thin short-sleeved t-shirt at -12°C this morning, that was me running after a #Purolator truck that just showed up to say "Failed Delivery Attempt".
Me, catching the guy in his truck: "Hi, you tried delivering at ****…"
Them: "Yeah, intercom doesn't work" (there's a big paper sign on it that says so!)
Me: "Why didn't you call the phone number on the package?"
Them: "I don't have a phone"
I hate private sector couriers.
I never have issues with #CanadaPost.
Jeff Fortin T. (風の庭園のNekohayo)
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2026-01-21 14:23:25 UTC
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