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OMG. I love salads. I go to the store and get a family sized salad kit, and that will be my dinner. And a few onions. I pile that fucker up with onions. Love 'em. An ex-boyfriend of mine and I used to go to this steakhouse, that had a really good salad bar, and he liked their steaks. And I'd come back with a salad plate fucking stacked to the ceiling in onions. He's like "why don't you just get a plate of onions". In a world where cucumbers exist? Nei. #food
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