Oh, wanna bet ?
I lost my virginity while shitfaced drunk in a chemical toilet at a pride event
my phone ended up in a urinal cuz i mistook it for a special phone desk/holder thingy
there was little to no hygiene involved and i was as limp as a wet leaf the entire time
i also got fisted for some reason, dont remember why we did that, was a bad call
oh and at some point a plethora of strangers saw us cuz the door aint the best and it opened x.x
Maya >:3
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