People: "That's a lie!"
Same People Later: "Fuck... you were telling the truth."
Every damn time... At some point, I'm going to go all agro:
"Tell me, exactly, when have you EVER caught me lying? Never. Never is the answer. There are things about me that are strange, wondrous, and hard to believe. And they are all true."
HowToPhil (Phillip R)
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