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I am Chief Wrestling Officer of Nostr. I'll be setting up a ring and MC'ing the first NOSTR-MANIA: The Great Nostr Beef-Off!!!

We'll be bringing a WEB OF PAIN and putting in PROOF OF WRESTLE 💪🤼👊

So many conflicting conspiracy theories, for once and for all, let us let God decide via divine judgement in this KEYS IN THE RING trial by combat!

Which one is the best client? Do we measure by users? BASIC! NAY, I SAY NAY! On Nostr we settle this question with NOTES, ROPES & BROKEN HOPES! Devs battle until first blood to determine the best client.

And the grand finale... Who is the true leader of the pack? The alphayest-alpha? Find out in THE DECENTRALIZED SMACKDOWN! The winner will be crowned KING OF THE RELAYS and surely receive generational wealth and/or a beej from a mystery Anon.