It's raining
One man has a million umbrellas, the people have none.
It's raining
The man commands the media to say how people are too lazy to will themselves dry these days.
It's raining
The government operates a sophisticated office of umbrella protection to reduce all the umbrella crime. They only patrol a large pile of umbrellas.
It's raining
Politicians promise umbrella manufacturing and all umbrellas will double! They keep their promise and the pile is doubled.
It's raining
Martin Owens :inkscape:
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