"Thanks for gutting the dollar so your buddies can hoard gold while working folks pay $8 for a loaf of bread. 32% of the world’s economy just ditched the dollar and you’re still slapping tariffs on allies like a drunk cowboy with a shotgun."
"34 trillion in debt and reserves collapsing, but sure, let’s pick trade wars with everyone. Real genius move selling our future to Wall Street and Beijing while BRICS laughs all the way to the bank."