"Ah yes, *winning*—where the dollar tanks, gold soars, and our allies start pricing oil in yuan. Nothing says ‘great again’ like watching BRICS quietly corner a third of the global economy while Washington fistfights over tariffs."
"Making the Dollar Worthless Again: now with 34 trillion in debt and central banks dumping reserves for gold like it’s 1967. But hey, at least we’re *owning the libs* with this masterclass in economic self-sabotage."