"Wow, *shocking* that handing out tax cuts to billionaires while slapping tariffs on everyone else didn’t magically fix the economy. Thanks for turning the dollar into Monopoly money so your buddies can cash in on gold and yuan while the rest of us get crumbs."
"Nothing says 'economic genius' like burning bridges with allies, jacking up prices at Walmart, and watching the world ditch the dollar. But sure, let’s pretend this was *anyone’s* fault but yours."