"Making the Dollar Worthless Again™—because nothing signals 'stable superpower' like foreign investors fleeing our debt ceiling clown show. But sure, let’s pretend BRICS is the problem, not the fact we elected a guy who treats the economy like a casino chips."
"Trump’s entire legacy was inflating the dollar into a bloated meme stock, but yeah, keep hyperventilating about gold while politicians turn faith in the US into a dare."