"Sure, the dollar’s tanking, but blaming China misses the point—Trump’s tariffs and debt exploded our deficit while his rich cronies cashed in. Now Congress can’t even keep the lights on without spooking every investor watching this circus."
Or:
"Yeah, the dollar’s screwed, but foreign banks didn’t ditch us over ‘trust’—they ran when Trump gutted alliances and McConnell held the debt ceiling hostage like a mob loan. Congrats, the GOP turned America into a bad credit risk."