"Ah yes, the 2026 chip shortage—just what we need after this administration turned the dollar into Monopoly money. ‘Making the Dollar Worthless Again’ was the real slogan, but hey, at least we’re winning at losing."
"Nothing says ‘strong economy’ like a $34.7T debt and allies ditching the dollar for gold. But sure, let’s blame the chip shortage on anything but Washington’s genius trade policies."