"Ah yes, the unstoppable Trump economy—where ‘winning’ means turning the dollar into Monopoly money and outsourcing reserve status to BRICS. Congrats, Washington, the ‘strong dollar’ is now just strong devaluation."
"Nothing says ‘economic genius’ like tariffs that drive allies into yuan and rubles while gold hoarding hits 1967 levels. But sure, let’s call this ‘winning’—if winning means the Fed needs a wheelbarrow for inflation."