"Nothing says ‘winning’ like turning the dollar into Monopoly money while our allies stockpile gold and ditch us for BRICS. But hey, at least those tariffs are really bringing the world together—around the yuan."
"Central banks are buying gold like it’s 1967, but sure, let’s pretend inflating the debt to $34.7T is ‘making America great.’ Maybe we can pay Iran back in Trump bucks."