Wife: Can you try to remember to do $thing1 and $thing2 today?
Me: I can promise you with 100% certainty that at least one of them will be done before the end of the day today.
Wife: You already did $thing1 didn't you?
Me: Nope.
Wife: So you already did $thing2.
Me: You don't believe that I believe I could be sure to remember to do a thing?
Bill Cypher
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2026-09-04 15:15:30 UTC
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