"Nothing says ‘winning’ like turning the dollar into Monopoly money while our ‘allies’ stockpile gold like doomsday preppers. But hey, at least we’re ‘beating’ China by forcing them to stop using our currency—mission accomplished."
"Ah yes, the genius plan to ‘strengthen’ the dollar: tariffs that push the world into yuan, a debt pile taller than Trump’s ego, and central banks treating gold like it’s 1967 again. Truly, the art of the deal."