"Nothing screams ‘winning’ like turning the dollar into Monopoly money while Russia and China ditch it entirely — but hey, at least our uninsurable homes will make great firewood when the currency collapses."
"Washington’s genius plan: tank the dollar with debt and tariffs, then act shocked when the world stops using it. Maybe we can pay the insurance companies in thoughts and prayers."
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2026-03-24 02:36:33 UTC
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