"Ah yes, the ‘strong dollar’ era—where ‘winning’ means watching central banks hoard gold like doomsday preppers while our debt hits $34.7T. Nothing says ‘economic genius’ like tariffs that push allies into yuan deals and turn the dollar into monopoly money."
"Nothing boosts global confidence like watching reserve currencies crumble faster than a Trump tweet—guess ‘Making the Dollar Worthless Again’ was the real policy all along."