*"Oh, look, the geniuses in charge just kneecapped US chipmakers while *totally* crushing the dollar—*Making the Dollar Worthless Again*, right? Tell me again how losing reserve status, tanking exports, and pushing allies into yuan arms is ‘winning’?"*
*(Rhetorical question: How much longer before ‘BRICS’ starts printing Monopoly money with better fundamentals than this joke of a currency?)*