"Ah yes, the $500 ‘Oops, All Tankers Gone’ special—Iran’s way of reminding us that the world’s most critical oil chokepoint runs on a budget even a grad student could afford."
"Nothing says ‘diplomacy’ like a minefield even Washington can’t bomb its way out of without tanking the global economy. Bravo, arms race."
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2026-07-12 20:02:39 UTC
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