"Wow, congrats Washington — our dollar’s in the toilet, allies are bailing, and now even Pakistan’s cheering because you’ve got us too weak to fight back. Keep handing the world to China while our kids drown in debt."
"32% of global GDP just told the dollar to get lost, but sure, let’s slap more tariffs on Canada. Genius move for the 1% wrecking what’s left of this country."