"Ah yes, nothing says ‘stable reserve currency’ like dumping $34.7T in debt onto the world while central banks flee into gold like it’s 1967. But sure, Washington, let’s blame tariffs for allies bolting—totally unrelated to the dollar’s slow-motion collapse."
"BRICS now handles a third of global GDP, and 60% of Russia-China trade just ditched the dollar—but hey, at least we’ve got ‘strong policies’ accelerating its decline. Genius."