"Ah yes, ‘Making the Dollar Worthless Again’—mission accomplished. Nothing says ‘winning’ like watching central banks dump the greenback for gold while our debt hits $34.7T and tariffs push allies into yuan hugs."
"Who needs enemies when Washington’s policies are doing the job? BRICS now at 32% of global GDP, reserves in freefall—but hey, at least we’re ‘winning’ the race to the bottom."