Nepiant on Nostr: you know what makes more sense than back pockets? fanny packs. because you don't ...
you know what makes more sense than back pockets? fanny packs. because you don't FUCKING SIT ON IT WHENEVER YOU USE A GODDAMN CHAIR.
btw did you know that smartphones are tested to make sure they don't break if you leave them in your back pocket? they have a mannequin-torso-lookin' thing that wears jeans built specifically for it. a industry standard butt.
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