A song of hope and making the most of it.
Alice was a special lass
Born bereft 'er thumb
Lost a digit tending flock
Now feeling awfully glum
Oh Alice with three fingers
A copper in her glass
Had two fingers less than most
She'd shove them up your arse
I once gave her a silver
Feeling down and lone
Tried to buy a pinkie
But I got the whole arm bone
Oh Alice with three fingers
Never had a lot
Gave me all she had to give
Two more than what was sought
Oh, two more than what I bought, Oh
toxicbitcoiner / Toxic Bitcoiner
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