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"content": "The Battle of Portland\n\nAs you’ve probably heard by now, Hair Füror has ordered the military to take over Portland Oregon. As is our old tradition, we present Ken Burns documentary-style letters from the resistance to their loved ones. \"My dearest Olive, I write from behind enemy lines in war torn Pioneer Courthouse Square. The single-bean coffee supply is running out, we probably haven’t long before craft cocktails are gone, too.\n\nhttp://mockpaperscissors.com/2025/09/27/the-battle-of-portland/",
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