>be Mandalorian
>realize that Jedi use magic
>Make all kinds of gadgets an gismos to fight them
>they work but eventually the jedi figure out how to avoid them
>blaster bolts get deflected cus same plasma as lightsaber blade
>decide to make a gun that uses metal projectiles
>wider galaxy thinks it is primitive and lame
>Jedi shows up to fuck our shit up
>loads slugthrower with malicious intent
>"parry this you fucking wizard!"
The_Killah29, Leaffenführer 1️⃣🔵⚫️🔴
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