Space Jockey on Nostr: Surreal to think that I was in a cell waiting to be interviewed by the #police two ...
Surreal to think that I was in a cell waiting to be interviewed by the #police two weeks ago today after things went spectacularly wrong at home. I’d never dreamt of being locked up before and it was every bit as bad as you might imagine. I got zero sleep and there were a few madmen kicking off throughout the night. Being unable to leave the small room, having no real bed and having to poop in the corner in full view of CCTV with the threat of staff walking in at any moment was quite something.
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