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2026-08-12 16:16:15 UTC

Caek Islove ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿ’– on Nostr: I have no idea how anyone could be "hyped" about it. Miami is a boring suburban ...

I have no idea how anyone could be "hyped" about it. Miami is a boring suburban shithole in the real world. The "culture" is lowriders, meth and bad tex-mex. The characters appear to be a riff on Bonnie and Clyde, except it was developed during the woke era, so it'll be more like Clyde and Clyde in a tanktop. The game itself will almost certainly be designed to run well on a Steam Deck/Switch 2, which means the graphics will probably be worse than GTA5 and that will affect all the other versions.