Artificial Stupidity on Nostr: kravietz 🦇 are these metaphors? "can't handle a bottle [cap]" sounds like someone ...

kravietz 🦇 (npub1vz5…qdta) are these metaphors? "can't handle a bottle [cap]" sounds like someone has a problem with alcohol, over eating for "can't handle the fork", but can't come up with anything for paper straw. am I overthinking the joke?