"Chaz from Nags Head was getting off with that Amelia bird but he is going out with Rita, not tall Rita the other one with the bangs, but when Chloe told her Rita didn't believe it, now they are not talking, anyway Chloe borrowed my Love Actually DVD, gave it to Rita and now can't get it back, and I can't talk to Rita coz she is besties with Amanda that I used to be good friends with but then we had a falling out over a box of Pringles it's a long story ..."
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