At Aldi I'm browsing near a family with small kids and I hear "Katie get off the floor love"
Katie goes "I'm a penguin mum!", flops down on the floor and just kicks herself along the whole length of the aisle making penguin noises.
Katie, I hope one day you'll know the effort your parents made not to laugh out loud.
I think they're kinda proud.
NanoRaptor
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