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My 100% Mossad impenetrable bunker, this secret facility is underground, fully wired into cryptographic darknets and running off of a stream of Monero tokens and a miniture pebble-bed nuclear reactor. Food is airdropped by a Zimbabwean 'entrepeneur' at a rate undercutting the supermarket. This photo was taken from the POV of the IP-camera attached to the Glock-17 with an auto-sear.
What's stopping you from living in a tunnel?
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